One more month.
|—||Great Expectations by Charles Dickens (via loveage-moondream)|
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
one time I was crying bc my thighs were so big so my grandma turned on the Brazilian channel and was like “look at them none of them have skinny legs” n I was like Wow So tru f*ck America
grandpa action news is ready to investigate
- is the wii the same as the wii-you?
- we’ll tell you why you shouldn’t say “bling” even if you did hear that young lady use it on tv
- how to get them to respect your “story space”
- please let me tell you i’m proud of you and don’t make a joke, i love you matt